On the MCTC Campus

GIRL OUTSIDE ON CELL PHONE: So we were all outside smoking and he lit up a joint. All I kept thinking was 'Oh my god, she hates my friends!'



GUY ON CELL PHONE ON 4TH FLOOR: Quit lying, bitch. Quit lying, bitch. Quit lying, bitch...


HEARD BY AARON

Woman to her 4 year old at Gale Woods Farm in Minnetrista

"Yes, honey, mommy has been stepping in sheep doo-doo all day, too..."


Below is one of the offending sheep.



WITNESSED BY AARON

Amateur Critic Roundup

"I didn't like it. They just had sad, depressing lives, blah blah blah. The end..."
--Teen girl to her friends seconds after "Friends with Money" ended at Block E.


"Dude I just saw 'Silent Hill'... Yeah, 'Silent Hill'... It was the most fucked up movie I have ever seen in my entire life..."
--Teen girl on her cell phone outside AMC Southdale after advance screening.


"Well... THAT was pleasant..."
--Girl to her boyfriend after "Wolf Creek" at Block E.


"Why THAT wasn't a comedy at ALL."
--Elderly woman to her elderly friend moments after "Closer" in Maple Grove.

Two goth girls walking past the convention center

"As long as you don't have sex with customers or drink at work you're doing your job..."

HEARD BY AARON

Older black man remarking about some little girls doing double dutch in the parking lot at Loring Towers.

"Aww hell naw, they kickin' it Old School!"

HEARD BY AARON

Pre-teen boys making plans:

"There's a chance that, during Passover, I might come over to your house."

HEARD BY SARAH AND GEE

Text message from Sarabellem after I waved to her on her passing bus.

"You just made me lose the game!"



RECEIVED BY AARON

A girl to a guy she was walking with near the bus stop on Lyndale and Franklin, across the street from Rudolph's BBQ:

"I told her that you're not REALLY a nerd, you just like 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Star Wars' alot, but you're actually really cool. I mean you're not, like, a Trekkie or anything. I don't think she gets it..."

HEARD BY AARON

Interracial Dating

"Hey Mello-Yello, how about a chocolate fellow?"

HEARD BY SARAH

"Snort - I got me a white girlfriend, too!"

HEARD BY VALSHEREA