Thursday, August 31, 2006

Two Girls on the Number 19

"What sites?"
"Porno Sites!"

HEARD BY SARAH

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Very angry fair-going lady, one block from the main gate

"Do you want me to just ask them where the main gate is?"

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Target man juggling a toddler and putting on a show

"That's how Daddy's belly comes in handy - I just sit you on it."

HEARD BY SARAH

Friday, August 18, 2006

Middle-aged guy talking to friend on elevator at US Bank Plaza

"Yeah, I'm a TOTAL brand whore. My wife is always getting on me about that. 'Honey, it's the SAME SHIRT.' And I say 'Yeah, but this one has the little horse on it right here.'"

HEARD BY AARON AND NICOLE

Two Guys Evaluating an elevator before getting on it at US Bank Plaza

GUY 1: Ugh... that one's too full. We'll have to CUDDLE with everybody...

GUY 2: C'mon, it'll be fun. Let's spoon.

HEARD BY AARON AND NICOLE

Customer Putting down the phone to yell at her kids

"Justin, put down that broomstick and stop chasing your sister around with it!"

HEARD BY BECCA

Thursday, August 17, 2006

A Band of Gutter Punks Sifting Through An Evicted Person's Belongings in the Dumpster



Looking through a photo album:

Gutter Punk 1: Look at these pictures!! Dude was ugly and stupid!! No wonder he was evicted.
Gutter Punk 2: But YOU'RE ugly and stupid!
Gutter Punk 1: Yeah, and I don't live in an apartment either!

HEARD AND SEEN BY AARON

Man in a food court

"Lime tequila! Boy was it green!"

HEARD BY SARAH

Monday, August 14, 2006

18-year-olds at the National Camera tent sale

"We want to be paparazzi."

HEARD BY GEE

Friday, August 11, 2006

Crazy Homeless Guy on 19th and Stevens

"Go to sleep now, meow-meow. Go to sleep, little fella."

HEARD BY AARON, THE ONE HE WAS TALKING TO

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Bagboy at Lunds

"I'm going on break - hold all my calls. And don't be scared of the cheese, it's not sharp."

The cashier said she didn't get it.

HEARD BY SARAH

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Overly Concerned Target Shopper

"Are you gonna pick that up, or should I?"

two seconds after I had tossed an item to my niece, who had missed catching it.

HEARD BY DANI AND SARAH

Shopper stating the obvious at Dollar Tree

(sigh) "Stuff."

while staring at the shelves

HEARD BY DANI AND TANYAMS

Sunday, August 06, 2006

3rd and 18th


This one confuses me. Is God telling us to kill ourselves or is He a cheesy vampire from a B-Movie?

WITNESSED BY AARON

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Bathroom wall at Bryant Lake Bowl

"What the F is wrong with me?"

under which was written

"probably Herpes"


SEEN BY SARAH AND GEE