Middle-aged guy talking to friend on elevator at US Bank Plaza
"Yeah, I'm a TOTAL brand whore. My wife is always getting on me about that. 'Honey, it's the SAME SHIRT.' And I say 'Yeah, but this one has the little horse on it right here.'"
A Band of Gutter Punks Sifting Through An Evicted Person's Belongings in the Dumpster
Looking through a photo album:
Gutter Punk 1: Look at these pictures!! Dude was ugly and stupid!! No wonder he was evicted. Gutter Punk 2: But YOU'RE ugly and stupid! Gutter Punk 1: Yeah, and I don't live in an apartment either!