The Smells of Summer

Yes, that is a pile of DEAD FISH between the dumpster (the green on the far right) and an old futon mattress!! I saw this on 19th and 2nd and damn near BARFED!! By the way, the camera didn't pick up the cloud of flies surrounding this area.


WITNESSED BY AARON

In the theater before "The DaVinci Code"

"I am NOT gonna roller derby..."

HEARD BY AARON AND GEE

Waiter storming past our table going back to the kitchen at P. F. Chang's. A nearby bus-boy rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck!!"

HEARD BY SARAH, GEE, AARON

One black female to another on Lasalle near 15th

"If I'm gonna BE a gangsta, I'm gonna beat a bitch ASS..."

HEARD BY SARAH AND AARON

Nuff Said! Yaay Murderapolis!

WITNESSED BY AARON

Oh Crap! We Have to LEASE that now?!

WITNESSED BY AARON

Filthiest Billboard on Earth

WITNESSED BY AARON

Outside Target downtown

"God is great! That stuff will clog up your arteries."

HEARD BY SARAH

The Dog Poop Tirade

"I will call the police. Pick up your mutt's dog shit, it's the law. Plus it is so so so NASTY. Is this how you pigs live at home? Ya nasty motherfuckers."

Father talking on his cell phone in the bathroom stall with his son at Sawatdee

"Well, I just got done wiping Tyler's butt so, perfect timing..."

HEARD BY AARON

Jailbait

"You want a ride?"
"You want to have some fun?"
"You want to get high?"
--questions asked during a walk through the park on Monday (all were answered "No")


"It's quick, easy money for you."
--The man who mistakes girls for prostitutes, and then runs away when you point out another man and say, "That's my boyfriend."

HEARD BY DANI

Misread!!

I saw this at school, and from a distance it TOTALLY looked like it said: "A Faulty Rectal"




WITNESSED BY AARON

I'll Try My Best

I saw this in a basement apartment window on 3rd Ave on the way to work... I don't get it.



WITNESSED BY AARON