Monday, October 30, 2006

Rude Drunk Man on the Number 6 on Cell Phone

"Yeah, you know how it be. I'll check ya later. Yo, this is Tylenol, I'm out!"

HEARD BY GEE AND DREW

Cellphone bus rider

"I need some money when I get home, it cost two dollars to get on this damn bus! You know I am a tightwad MF'er."

HEARD BY SARAH

Excited young girl, to her brother

"Are you sure you want to be a girl?"

HEARD BY SARAH AND TANYAMS

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Mullet Lady on the 18 Screaming Into Her Cell Phone

"CHRISTIE! CHRISTIE!! YOU BETTER NOT SMOKE ALL OF YOUR CIGARETTES TODAY!" [SNAPS PHONE SHUT]

Heard by Amy

Friday, October 06, 2006

Loud Cellphone Girl on Nicollet

"Why would I buy you dinner? No, like I would pay for me and you would pay for you, but we go to the same place. [pause] We went out for like three or four months and how many dinners did I get? Mm hm!"

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Two Very Fit Women Jogging Around Lake Calhoun, Multi-Tasking

"They need to realize it's all about the children these days. The children are what matter the most."

HEARD BY AARON AND IJT

Monday, October 02, 2006

Drunken Lesbians at 19 Bar

"I don't give a shit about your fucking face"

"My name is Ember with an E, like the last coals in a fire"

HEARD BY MARA

Teenager to her tweenage sister

"It cost 99 cents, you had a dollar, so you got a penny back!"

HEARD BY SARAH