Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Young child at Big Lots

"I have to go poop! I felt it coming."

HEARD BY SARAH

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Two guys walking past Ermenegildo Zegna on Nicollet Mall

"No, dude. That store's for skinny, anorexic guys not guys like you and I."

HEARD BY AARON

Man stomping down the street

"I'm going home from work. I'm walking so I don't snap!"

HEARD BY TANYAMS

Two different Hummer drivers, who just don't get it yet

"I can't believe it takes 95 dollars to fill up my car!"

"I'm running short on gas money, could you spare some?"

HEARD BY BECCA

Friday, July 14, 2006

Man On the Elevator at 9th and Marquette

"I'm not even leaving the house on Saturday. If I wanted to live in Florida I'd move there!"

HEARD BY SARAH

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Son Talking to Mortified Mom's Friend at Target in Maple Grove

Son: "You know, tomorrow's my mom's birthday and she doesn't want anyone to know."

Mom's Friend: "I know! It's her birthday and she doesn't have a man or air conditioning!"

HEARD BY AARON

Monday, July 10, 2006

On 19th and Stevens Near the Park

Man hanging up Cell Phone: "Huh? Dude hung up on me!"

The Girl with Him: "Naw naw naw! Fuck that! You need to call his bitch-ass back and when he answer you need to say 'Fuck you, ho!' and hang the fuck up. Uh-uh, uh-uh. You don't hang up on people. Naw, naw. That ain't right. Gimmee that phone [pause] FUCK YOU HO!! See. That's how ya gotta do it..."

HEARD BY AARON WHILE STRUGGLING TO PARALLEL PARK

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Mid-twenties girl ascending stairs at St. Anthony Main after fireworks

"Man, if I fall down these stairs I'm gonna be pissed!"

HEARD BY AARON AND SARAH

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Terrier Bumper Sticker


Terrier Bumper Sticker
Originally uploaded by bmw328driver.
SEEN AROUND TOWN BY GEE

Man reacting to the very end of the preview for "John Tucker Must Die" at AMC Southdale

"It has a myspace?!!"

HEARD BY AARON AND SARAH

Mother yelling at her child near the meerkats at the Minnesota Zoo.

"It is TOO HOT to STAND HERE LIKE THIS!!"

HEARD BY AARON