Walmart employee over the intercom

"Sporting Goods, you have a call up on line one."

HEARD BY STEPHANIE

Woman talking to friend outside US Bank Plaza about her roommate:

"The bitch got an iPod and all kinds of cash from her family. She's totally fuckin spoiled and it makes me sick. I finally told her, 'Bitch, get your own fkn tampons!' "

HEARD BY CRAIG

Lazy Skyway Guy

"You can buy things at Target, take this coupon and bring your car there later in the day and they will load everything in your car. That's better than going to Knollwood and having to walk all your shit back to your car!"

HEARD BY SARAH

Girl shopping at Macy's

"On a scale of one to ten, rating how much I like this, ten being the best, I would rate this a one."

Her mom asked if she was sure...

HEARD BY SARAH AND DEBBIE

Target Shoppers

"That shirt ain't ugly, you're just pregnant!" (Girls in the fitting room)

"They're like rubber bands." (Guy in the ladies underwear section, talking to his girlfriend and stretching a pair)

HEARD BY SARAH AND DANI

In the Skyway near Jimmy John's

Man on cell: "Yeah I got the internet over at my lady house but she's been mad at me for the past 3 nights so I ain't been over there."

HEARD BY AARON

#17 Bus Rider

"...bus driver, Sexy bus driver!"

HEARD BY SARAH